Fiction ~ Cemetery Joint ~ Jerry Adesewo
Pic: Aminu S Muhammad December 31st, 2008 was the last time I ever went to a joint, club or bar. That day, I had joined three of my childhood friends to Impression, a popular joint in Kubwa where I had bitten more than I could chew. I am not really a ‘beer person’ but I do enjoy the fellowship of my friends. I am always on the drinking table with them, in the name of brotherhood. “Relax man. You don't need to drink beer, but we don't want minerals or malt on this table.” Santos, our ringleader told me. “We are big boys and we have to appear as such. You can at least take Smirnoff. It is softer than any soft drink you can think of. ” He added as he signaled to the barman who re-appeared a few minutes later with four cans of Smirnoff which he placed before me. I took the challenge and before you could say, Jack Robinson, I had downed all four cans and requested for more. “Na wetin una for don...